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I came back from a weekend away, stepped on board to unlock the doors and the action of me tipping the boat a bit to one side allowed one "cheek" to come up a bit and release a whole barrage of bubbles from the nether regions.
It rather amused me, though I am a fan of toilet humour.

the other fun stuff this week is that I accidentally bought a new motorbike. I was just bidding away on ebay, you know how it is, drop in a silly bid occasionally and try your luck at getting something for not a lot.
Well, no-one else bid so I've ended up buying a bike.
Brilliant. Especially as I have been pining away wanting a bike for the last couple of months.